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September 10, 2005

sex toy ^^
wow...it's been really quite some time since i last posted....was i busy? well maybe..afterall exam is only about a month away...sigh...or was i just being lazy? haha i think it's more of the latter one =P

so just to summed out what has been happenning for the past few weeks...well everything seems fine, normal, back to square one...everybody in school seemed pretty stressed and tensed due to the upcoming finals....including me..i still can't make up my mind should i take accounts or not...*takes a deep big sigh* i still have many babs to cover...and i'm trying to finish off my core subject's syllabus as well....cuz i don't think my school teachers can finish all of them in time....argh...i'm longing for the holidays....lol

hmm....september is really a month of birthdays, ain't it?? Hehe i've got to know a few september babies you see...Last friday, the 9th was siew ying's 16th birthday...well i'm sure it will be a memorable one for her, and also the rest of us...Haha it all started when the Council started calling her "char siu" due to her dark complexion...(kinda sui also lar) later on from char siu, it convert into 'Char Siu Pao' instead...Lol so for her bday, kiavin suggested to buy 16 char siu pao for her, as a birthday gift...everyone agreed immediately...and when her bday finally arrives, wow siew ying's reaction was kinda, one in a million...was it anger? or frustration? but later on she seemed to be laughing it off, smiling widely as usual...kekeke anyway, good job guys *winks*

anyway...the next bday boy is ---> ryan...haha our very own bear of 4 Damai.... therefore i asked kiavin what is he up to, regarding ryan's present...so we discussed about sharing (as usual)..and later on he suggested to buy condom for him....*sigh guys are guys* =P but condom is quite common...if i'm not mistaken guys have been giving condoms to each other as presents since like, form 2? just then, an idea shot into my mind...what about a, erm....sex toy?? well when i told the guys about it...they seemed to like it alot...maybe because no one ever thought of it before?? and hey, please don't think that i'm a pervert =P haha for your information, i don't use sex toys..i don't really know anything about them...hehe the idea about buying just, appeared...all of a sudden, okay? =P

so...we got in mind what to buy....how about, how to buy it??? haha afterall, we are all underage...*sigh on behalf of the guys* lol so the responsibility of buying the present was pushed here and there, among the few of us...in the end, i had to buy it cuz they insisted that i looked the most matured *ahem* plus i'm the most likely person to get help from my parents to, go inside...haha

what was my parents reaction when i told them? tee hehe. well i told my mum first...she laughed it off..my dad, errr i think he told my mum , " kids these days ar....sigh...how can buy such a thing wan?!?!" nevertheless, dispite what they say, i still dragged them to pyramid...*evil laughter* on the way my mum keep assuring me that she won't walk into that shop with me....hahaha anyhow, finally, we reached our 'ultimate' destination ----> I Need House.

My mum and i entered while my dad waited outside...well this is my second time entering this shop...i still remember the first time i entered was also with my mum, both of us walked in innocently and thought it was just another girly shop...until we saw packets and packets of condoms with a wide varieties of flavours on the rack...lol okay back to today...i was busy searching for something interesting....while my mum seemed really, uncomfortable...lol undeniably it's really really colourful inside...very interesting =p anyway i couldn't stand it and went straight to the sales girl and told her what i want, what's her recommendation and all...so she started introducing me their products, which some i've already seen from their website...it's really a good thing to know what are you looking for, so check out
www.ineedhouse.com for more information muahaha okok back to the shop.....errr actually i wanted to buy a penis pump...that would be damn hilarious haha..but it's damn expensive!! 200-300 bucks......nah we can't afford that...so i had to choose between animal thongs, penis extension cream and err....handjob thingy?? haha btw the handjob thingy is exactly like a penis size..similar to a cylinder shape with a lot of pointy pointy soft rubbery things inside ( like those vilus in our intestine you know? keke) the salesgirl told me it's actually for the men to masturbate himself...but with those pointy-rubbery-vilus-like thing, it actually helps him to....er...stimulate.... HAHAHA alright i found something...next, another smaller packet of Penis Extension Stuff ( it's actually a cream)...and i bought a packet of lubricant to go with it...alright....everything settled...total, 117.40....hmm okay wat for 10 ppl =P

by the way, my mum left the shop halfway when i was still inside choosing....so bad dumped me alone in the condom shop and go sit with my dad outside instead...haha i think she couldnt stand it...and u know, when couple walked in and saw me inside as well, they couldn't help but fired me with some weird eyeshots, and looked at me from tip to toe... -.- hey hey i know we're in the same condom shop but you don't have to look at me that way okay?? haha i think i'm kinda at fault also...lol...cuz my eyes were looking at what? penis pumps? while my hands holding things like masturbation kit (for men - the handjob
stroker)? penis extension cream?? haha they must have think i'm really really, DESPERATE hahaha....secretly they must have thought, ouch, what a pitiful boyfriend she has...with a girlfriend so desperate for penis extension. tee hehe ^^

before i end this post, haha i would like to add in some additional *tips* from the sex toy i bought...so whoever feels uneasy to read what might be coming up next, you may stop here...for those who are desperate or curious, maybe you'll find it useful someday...HAHAHA to me it's just hilarious...

Penis Enlargement Stuff - Instructions for Use:
- turn lights low and turn on music
- pull pants down
- look at pretty girls and think lewd thoughts
- apply Penis Enlargement Stuff to organ and stroke
- watch penis grow
- when "accident' occurs discontinue stroking
- wipe frin from face and stuff from hands
- wait 24 to 48 hours before repeating previous instructions

oh well, girls..have a laugh. guys, enjoy =P


+ amry @ 11:55 PM

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